Five years from now, I would like to occupy Gore Vidal’s house on the Italian Riviera, because the view of the Mediterranean is tremendous. I hear that the place has been vacant since the old man passed away and if at all possible I would like to make an offer before somebody snatches the place up.
I can’t do that right now, but things should change quickly as soon as I find the right agent and he or she finds the right publisher for my recently-completed two novel series on the adventures of a pair of female vegetarian ghosthunters. I seriously doubt that this process would take very long, as the stories have been carefully written and even edited. If by some chance this place is not available, I’m sure there is a nice hotel or villa nearby, where I could stay.
Santa Claus Today
Without any snow due to global warming and without any presents to deliver because of proposed tax increases, this Santa is nothing but a bunch of hot air.
It’s Not This Time of Year Without…
I’m sure that everyone has heard of the “Cockroach that ate Cincinnati”. If you haven’t here’s the link. Indeed the Cockroach that ate Cincinnati is a fearsome threat indeed. But here is another threat, “The Spider That Ate Honolulu.”
It’s Thanksgiving Time Again
I don’t think any other country has a holiday quite like Thanksgiving. Canada almost does, but there “Celebration” falls right on top of Columbus Day and is the last major holiday before Christmas. For Americans, Thanksgiving is kind of a prelude to Christmas in that it initiates the X-mas shopping season, while still giving the general public a four day window to feast, celebrate and relax, if they play their cards right. And if you do find the time to relax, you might enjoy one of the following three movies, all made over twenty years ago. Does this mean modern day film makers are losing their storytelling ability?
If you are going to watch the movie, you definitely need to check out the song first. It is actually called Alice’s Restaurant Massacree, is only eighteen and a half minutes long (the exact amount of time that Richard Nixon erased from his Watergate tapes) and features Arlo Guthrie’s whacky Okie storytelling skill at its finest. Recorded in 1967, the song helped earn Arlo a spot at Woodstock.
The movie came out in 1969 and not only featured Arlo, along with a few minor actors, but also included the real-life Officer Obie, Police Chief William Obanhein. Definitely, check this movie out for a satirical look at life in the late 60s, when the Vietnam War was still going full bore.
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
First broadcast on network TV in 1973, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is still shown on American TV, usually on Thanksgiving night. Viewers of all ages will enjoy this sad-eyed romp into Charlie’s adultless world, as Charlie and his gang try to figure how to enjoy Thanksgiving feast with limited cooking skills.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is a funny Hollywood “buddy” film made in 1987. It featured two big name actors, Steve Martin and John Candy, as each one delivered one of their better film performances in this wintry travel saga. The storyline consists of two men, one successful and one not, each trying to find their way back home on a busy Thanksgiving holiday. Fate brings them together, as they encounter one obstacle after another in their trip across the heartland of America.
The Twenty-first Century
Even though we are well into a new century, Thanksgiving hasn’t changed all that much. Perhaps, we have more football games on TV, and more businesses willing to open their doors at all kinds of weird hours on Black Friday. But all in all, Thanksgiving is all about roast turkey, pumpkin pie and some sort of realization that the pilgrims and New England natives did enjoy 50 years of peace before going at each other throats. I guess its time for another classic Thanksgiving movie, good for the ages to come.
We have all seen the magician saw the beautiful ladies in half. Yet, somehow they always go back together after being cut in two. But have you ever stopped to wonder if the magician always got it right the first time. I’m sure he didn’t and it seems plausible that the man on stage had to practice the trick quite a few times until he did. And chances are he didn’t use the beautiful models as his guinea pigs. Instead, he must of used any old joe, he found walking down the street.
The aquatic car, also known as the “submarine car”, was a nifty little design that allowed the passengers to travel underwater, as well as on land. Unfortunately, only a few were ever made, so if you happen to own one, hang onto it, for it may be worth a fortune.
Tiny is smaller than small. M&Ms are a small bite-sized candy popular around the world. However, these are the mini version of the chocolate candy. It’s almost impossible to tell the difference since there is no scale or reference to size in this photo. So as Donald Trump would say “You’ll just have to believe me.” You are really looking at the tiny variety.
Numero uno is burnout. Since July, I have been busy working on a YA novel. Unfortunately (or fortunately) the project has split two-for-one into a MG novel and a YA novel. All total the word count is about twice what I originally planned. It’s now at 100,000, 35,000 for the MG story and 65,000 for the YA sequel. If I can sell both, then that’ll be great, but right now I’m not even close to making a sale. I’m still going through what seems like an endless string of revisions. To tackle another heavy writing project at this time would be ludicrous.
Literary agents have responded to NaNoWriMo in a funny way. They aren’t really interested. In fact, many close down shop for December and January to avoid the deluge of queries and of course enjoy the holidays. I think if I was a literary agent, I would much prefer drinking eggnog to combing through a swarm of half-baked manuscripts. And if I did look at any manuscripts, I probably would have to imbibe a large number of glasses of eggnog before I did.
So for right now, I am trying to get all my queries out before Thanksgiving, so I don’t get buried in large mass of e-mails that gets sent out in December and January. You might say that I could mention the fact that my literary effort is not part of any NaNoWriMo writing group, but somehow I feel any new communication sent out during this time period, will be swallowed up and not get the attention that I think it deserves.
What I Like About NaNoWriMo
My first full length literary effort was inspired by NaNoWriMo. I barely made the 50,000 word deadline, but I kept writing, so by the middle of spring, I had a revised manuscript that I felt pretty good about. Beta readers agreed, but literary agents did not. So in retrospective, NaNoWriMo can get Newbie writers the confidence to undertake and complete a fledgling first draft of a very short novel. Keep in mind that today, most novels fall in the 75,000-90,000 word range. Still, completing 50,000 coherent words is something to jump up and down and holler about, but chances are it is not ready to be sent to an agent.
As illustrating by this simple shot from a Utah parking lot, life without order tends to descend into chaos.
Tiger stripes make for a dynamic drawing and sketching subject. Just don’t get too close to your subject matter and you’ll be fine. For this art marker drawing, I just went online and googled “tiger stripes”. No mess and no fuss.
What is your favorite aspect of being a writer?
My favorite aspect of being a writer is getting paid and right behind that is the thrill of seeing something in print, including online. Of course, it sort of goes without saying that you can’t get paid something until you finish; so there is also a lot of satisfaction in finishing an article or a story. And that means finishing the written piece to the extent that it does not need any more editing before you send it out.
Green Lettuce Days
A short Story by Blue Fox Café
a short story written for terrible minds including the following elements; fairytale fantasy, an old abandoned Walmart and talking animals. Also included for shits and giggles is Post-Apocalyptic humor
There were four of them resting and hiding among the wild rose brambles that lined the sandy banks of the ButtermilkRiver . The sky had been overcast most of the day with clouds the color of cold steel. But now as night was approaching, a bright streak of crimson marked the western horizon. Overhead, Vega glittered brightly through the parting clouds.
All four of them moved out of the thicket, following a well-worn path through a stand of huge cottonwoods. Then they begin their trek across the vast expanse of tarmac that now lay dormant. Several years had passed since the ever-popular Wal-mart had closed it doors; and now clumps of fresh shoots of grass along with small box elder saplings sprang from the cracks in the tarvia.
Pa Pere lead the way followed closely by his loyal mate, Ma Mere, while the two little ones, Antigonus and Amelia, brought up the rear. The quartet searched each little hummock of vegetation, hoping to find some edible bugs or even an errant mouse, vole or mole.
After chancing upon a few measly grubs and finishing off their snack with tidbits of fresh, grass shoots, Antigonus asked his father a question.
“How come you always bring us across this place with the hard, black ground, when there’s hardly anything to eat.”
“Just nostalgia,” replied Pa Pere.
Quickly, Ma Mere cut into the conversation.
“What your father is trying to say, is that, this used to be the best spot to find good vittles.”
“But why do we keep coming here, when there’s not very much to here anymore,” said Antigonus.
“That’s because this used to be the best spot in the whole valley to grab a decent bundle of food,” sai Pa Pere.
“That’s right,” said Ma Mere. “Those were what we called “Green Lettuce Days.”
“What’s lettuce?” asked Amelia.
Both Ma Mere and Pa Pere chuckled at the suggestion, as they lead the two little ones on to the next little clump of grass.
Then Pa Pere began to explain;
“Lettuce was just about one of the best inventions of the “Great Two-leggeds.”
“How come there are any Great Two-leggeds around anymore?” asked Antigonus.
“They disappeared not too long after the Great Shining Light passed right over top of our heads.”
“Really,” said Antigonus, when then this happen?”
“Right before your papa and mama were born,” said Pa Pere.
“There were actually some of the “Great Two Legged” around when your father and I were quite young,” said Ma Mere. “But at that point, it was quite obvious that something was making them very sick.”
“Then more and more them started to disappear,” said Pa Pere. “And before you knew it there wasn’t a one to be found alive.”
After coming up empty for food at the immediate location, Pa Pere lead his family further across the vast flat expanse towards the oak forest that stood strong at the far end of the parking lot. The black and white striped animals made quite a sight as they marched single file across the dark surface.
“Are you glad they’re gone,” asked Amelia.
Well, they could be quite dangerous,” said Pa Pere.
“How’s that? asked Antigonus.
“They would move around in their big metal dens, and in the process they killed all kinds of few four-legged animals, especially us skunks.”
“That sounds horrible,” said Amelia.
“It was a fact of life,” said Pa Pere. “But at the same time they could be quite good to us.”
“That’s hard to believe,” said Amelia.
“I guess it sounds kind of strange, but the “Great Two Leggeds” would leave out all kinds of good food just for us animals.”
All of a sudden a mouse emerges from a clump of grass and seeing the four predators, takes off running for his life. Antigonus sees the fleeing rodent first and takes off in hot pursuit, but the mouse disappears into an underground lair hidden underneath a bunch of grass and weeds before Antigonus can reach his prey.
“Good try, Antigonus,” said Pa Pere. “Maybe next time you’ll get him.”
“These mice must have little tunnels in every little clump of grass,” said a frustrated Antigonus.
“It wouldn’t surprise me if they do,” said Ma Mere.
“You know in the old days we would even bother chasing a mouse, said Pa Pere.
“Why’s that?” asked Antigonus.
“See those big empty metal containers sitting over there,” commented Pa Pere.
“I always kind of wondered what they were for,” said Amelia.
“Well, the Great Two Leggeds use to fill them to the top with all sorts of good food,” said Pa Pere. “The kind that us woodchucks, rabbits and skunks really liked.”
“Why did they do that?” asked Antigonus.
“I think they felt sorry for killing so many of us with their awful machines,” said Ma Mere.
“Couldn’t they just stop hurting all the animals,” said Amelia.
“Apparently not,” said Pa Pere. “But now they’re gone, so we have to go back to hunting our own food.”
Then there was a moment of contemplative silence, as Pa Pere lead his family across the rest of the open space to the woods at the far edge of the parking lot.
“Things are sure different now,” said Antigonus.
“That they are,” said Ma Mere.
“Do you think the Great Two Leggeds will ever come back?” asked Amelia.
“ I don’t know,” said Pa Pere.
Everyday I see quite a lot of advice on how to write better or reach wider markets. While the bulk of the advice seems fine and dandy, very little of it is aimed at anyone who wishes to follow in the financially successful footsteps of a Stephen King, Sandra Brown or James Paterson. To fill this void, I decided to give my two cents worth on the subject.
1. Skip the MFA
A MFA is a great degree to have and hold, especially if you desire a tenured position at a university and like to use long flowery sentences to create literary fiction. Otherwise, skip the time and expense and go to step two.
2. Read extensively In the Genre
Read everything you can in the genre starting , beginning with Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes and continuing up to the present, including such up and coming literary stars as Brad Thor, Diane Capri or Jo Nesbo.
3. Develop a Complex Spinetingling Storyline
To compete in today’s market, you need to move past the “it was Miss Scarlet in the parlor with a candlestick” mentality. Instead you need complex plots woven together with the skill of an experienced seamstress.
4. Make Sure You Know How to Write Short Straightforward Sentences and Catchy, Witty and Believable Dialogue
Don’t beat around the bush. Just let the language tell the story in simple sentences mixed liberally with hip, saucy dialogue. Wanna learn how to write good dialogue. Go out and read a bunch of Elmore Leornard books.
5. Revise and Rewrite at Least a Dozen Times
Despite the best efforts of National Novel Writing Month, one draft does not suffice a finished manuscript.
6. A Good Title Is a Must
Can’t say much about this requirement, except that you good titles are like an epiphany. They can come to you at any time – even when you are fast asleep.
7. Use a Pen Name If You have To
If you were born with a name like Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr., you might want to change it to something more practical….like John Denver or Elvis Costello.
8. Submit Your Manuscript To Literary Agents and Watch The Money Roll In
Just remember to have a little patience and don’t count your chickens before you hatch.
These rules were culled from my daily observations and journeys through cyberspace. As of yet, I have not reached the magic number with six zeros, but I’ll let you know as soon as I do.
The Digital Fortress
I just completed Digital Fortress by Dan Brown. It’s the third book I’ve read by the super-successful writer (also include Angels and Demons along with The DaVinci Code), and in my opinion the most interesting and coherent of the three books. Unfortunately, I have not had the pleasure of an evening with Deception Point or the most recently released, The Lost Symbol. I prefer Digital Fortress over Angels and Demons because of the stronger ending. Though A & D has an intense story line, it suffers from a hard-to-believe ending. I was glad to see that the Angels and Demons movie has a substantially different (and improved) grand finale than the one in the book.
What’s It About
Without giving away too much of the story, Digital Fortress takes place in Washington, D.C. at a high-command computer and data center and also simultaneously in Seville, Spain, when an innocent college professor is sent there by the government to retrieve a small object of considerable importance. Like all of Brown’s novel, this is a page turner, which races through the events of one very long weekend. The novel contains several finely woven storylines that revolves around the two main characters, a young man and woman, in love, who unwillingly find themselves thrust into dangerous situations that are way over their heads. The book could also be labeled a modern-techno thriller, for their is much espionage and spying that goes on surrounding the vast realms of cyber-space the government uses to keep track of its enemies both at home and abroad.
Is There A Movie Due
I have found no evidence of a movie in the works, concerning Digital Fortress. By the way this novel was published in 1998 and is the first of all of Dan Brown’s popular novels. However, his latest novel, The Lost Symbol (2009) will be released as a movie sometime in the future, though no date has been announced.
About The Visual Artist
I first became aware of Hartwig. Kopp-delaney, when I had a list of 30 travel quotes accepted and published at Brave New Traveler, a popular and offbeat online Zen travel journal, where I have been an infrequent contributor. Along with my humorous words, the editors added a funny photo of a guy in snow looking at a girl in a phone booth, entitled A Matter of the Heart. As it turns out Mr. Kopp-delaney is a well-known maker of Zen images, who delights in sharing his work through Creative Commons.
Perhaps it is best to let Hartwig sum up this generous attitude towards sharing his artwork in concurrence with the deeply spiritual Zen attitude, which he firmly believes in.
“My artwork is just present on the internet. As the creative act (the kiss of the Muses) already has a good vibration, it is an important incentive, not the money.”
Writers Take Chances
Then recently I came across this fascinating little statement, sent to me in an e-mail by Phil Gladwin at Screenwriting Goldmine, a popular online screenwriting journal and blog.
“There is one thing that is certain in the field of creative writing. If you never show any of your product to anybody, your ideas will never be stolen.”
And along similar lines here is another article at Scriptmag, which delves deeper into the shadowy world of author theft.
There is a beautiful quote here. “Good writers borrow, great writers steal.” Offhand I can think of some other popular sayings to back this idea up; with the first and foremost being: “Nothing ventured, nothing gained.”
Recently, I just finished writing my first screenplay. I wanted to create a novel from the story, but putting together a screenplay meant possibly collecting more financial rewards from a lesser amount of work. On the up side after penning only about 22,000 words, I now have a marketable item, which can be sold for big bucks on the film options market…….Maybe,….. but in reality nobody’s biting…… There could be a lot of reasons for this, such as the market is down, the script sucks, the story is commonplace, filming would be too expensive, I don’t know anybody, legal issues are present, the genre is overworked, I can’t write a good query letter and so on and so on. Actually, all of these could realistically be factors in the non-interest in my story, but in researching the market for screenplays, I stumbled across a fascinating phenomena. Many screenwriters are now viewing the publishing route as a viable alternative to selling a script to Hollywood. Strange as it may sound, it seems that Hollywood is suffering some of the same financial woes that have descended upon the rest of the country.
As far as I am concerned, turmoil in the publishing industry does not necessarily create any more good opportunities for screenwriters. As a result many screenwritings are pursuing the publishing path. For those so inclined, there are several websites and blogs discussing just this very issue. And that is how to create a novel from your un-optioned film script. Many writers have tried this and although some have seen their writing efforts go into print, the results and feedback doesn’t seem to be overly encouraging. The main advantage of writing seems to be getting your work out to the literary public.
One blog of interest is called Adapting Sidewaysand it includes the opinions and musings of two screenwriters, Jon James Miller and Charlotte Cook. Though no longer in active mode, the postings of 2010 and 2009 reveal some interesting niches that a screenwriter might fall into within the publishing world. And this does even really touch base on all the opportunities that are quickly surfacing among those who read e-books. Another interesting viewpoint comes from an article, The Novel vs. the Screenplay: a Tough Love Guide for Talented Writers, written by James Bonnet, for a website called The Writer’s Store. One thing that Mr. Bonnet points out is that novelists do not have to worry about production costs. In fact, he suggests that a screenplay makes a great first draft for your novel. And that my friends is where I intend to begin.
And then there is Lorelei Armstrong, who not only has a MFA in screenwriting from UCLA, but also has won several prestigious contests (i.e.Screenwriting Expo Screenwriting Contest, The Contest of Contest Winners, The Filmmakers.com/The Radmin Company Contest, The Scr(i)pt Magazine/Open Door Contest, The Acclaim Film and Television Contest, The A Penny Short Contest and The Family Category of the Fade In: Awards). Despite all this fabulous acclaim, Lorelei remains unrepresented, unsold, and unproduced. As a result, she went out and published her first novel in 2008. So to all you prospective novelists and screenwriters good luck…..you’re definitely going to need it…..along with a lot of hard work.
Towards the end of July, Jason Konrath in his excellent blog, A Newbie’s Guide To Publishing, did a little plug for an erotic take-off of Alice In Wonderland written by Melinda DuChamp and available on Kindle, first as a free download and currently as a paid download. The ebook cover with its series of phallic mushrooms is an intriguing introduction to DuChamp’s humorous revision. I’ve only read the first few pages, but the revised tale definitely falls into erotica category. Incidentally for those of you who tend to avoid the overly spicy, Ann Rice once wrote a trilogy of erotic Sleeping Beauty tales, which she penned under the nom de plume of A.N. Roquelaure.
In the Konrath interview, DuChamp makes two interesting comments. First of all, she challenges the reader to decipher which events in the book are real and which are fictionalized. More importantly, she goes on to defend the coattail effect and how writers can sometime benefit from riding other peoples coattail, just as politicians do occasionally( or in some cases, frequently).
Revising The Past
These last comments are what I find most interesting about the interview at Konrath’s site, for I have found that the literature of the past can sometimes be a rich harvest, for those who wish to reap the benefits. I do not mean to copy or plagiarize the cherished masterpieces of years gone by. That kind of activity benefits no one. However, for those who like to satirize, develop take-offs or spoofs, the old classic can provide ample fishing grounds for creative ideas. If done well the rewards can be many. A creative mind will mind plenty of ways to enhance their storyline and improve on their writing skills.
The Book Cover
“You can’t judge a book by its cover”, English idiom. This little saying may be true, but when it comes to selling a book, all of a sudden the cover becomes very important, especially in today’s world, where our ability to create images has been greatly increased by broadcast television, digital imagery and communications satellites. Even in a bookstore, where a buyer is faced with thousands of possible titles, that small rectangular space on the front is oh so important in making the sale. And come to think of it, so is the back and even that long space on the spine that holds just the title and the name of the author. This latter surface becomes important when perspective buyers see the book neatly stacked on a shelf with just the long narrow strip of the side exposed. In this situation a combination of bold letters and striking colors often works to attract the reader’s attention.
A New Art Form
In today’s world the average visitor is daily bombarded with an infinite number of visual images. Combine this reality with the fact that ebook covers tend to be rather minute in the overall scope of things, and you will probably come to the conclusion that producing an small electronic image, which catches the reader’s eye might be considered something of a new century art form. Not only are ebook covers small, but they often appear on electronic media like they are backlit. This takes a special amount of awareness from the designer to meet all these conditions. No wonder many writers use a professional artist to create an ebook cover.
I have jumped into making my own ebook covers for two important reason. Lack of money and some ability to work with visual images. The above drawing was created to illustrate a flash fiction piece about a snowman waiting for a letter. I had fun making the image, but overall it underscores the advantage of hiring this job out. Still, mainly by the process of osmosis, my designing ability has improved. In fact, I am quite pleased with my latest cover made for a chapbook of travel stories that I just self-published at Smashwords. You can find the image below.
To create this image I used Photoshop Elements II software. First I downloaded the background image from NASA, which is a good source of photographs. Just be sure to check the source, for many images posted here are copyrighted. All Hubblecraft pics, like this one here are in the public domain and free for public use. Next I added the plate and the jelly doughnut, which I found at Wikipedia, another good source of free photos. Last but not least came the next, which was typed in using the curved function of Photoshop.
Also posted below are a few more examples of ebook covers.
The cover for Acadian Rendezvous was based on one of my own photos. The building is the Landmark Hotel in Portland, Maine. It has nothing to do with the story, but it looks sharp as the front image. It was enhanced in Photoshop with the posterization effect and then text was added.
Just recently I did a google search for screenwriting blogs and came across a site that listed the top 25 by various ways, including Google, Alexa, Bing and Compete, plus a few others. However, when I tried to visit some of the sites listed, I found that many of the links were dead or hadn’t posted in a year or more. As a result I decided I would put together my own list. Though not as thorough, this accumulation should give readers a general idea to what’s going on with screenwriters and screenwriters.
John August got 1st place among the list compiled at many of the search engines. And since John is still actively blogging, he gets an easy conclusion here. If you haven’t heard of this person, he wrote a screenplay for Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride and Charlie’s Angels (the movie). Also included here should be Screenwriting for Hollywood, which explores the world of Hollywood films.
The Bitter Script Reader is an interesting blog posted by a real life script reader, who goes by the pen name of Zuul. Also of interest is Go Into The Story, a blog put out by screenwriter and educator Scott Myers. Though Scott does not have the credentials of August, his postings are still worth a look. And if you are interested in script reading, you might want to check out the postings at ScriptReader Pro. They even occasionally post adds for script reading positions.
One of my personal favorites has come to be Screenwriting From Iowa, which is kind of a hodgepodge of views on screenwriting taken from the cornfields of this most interesting and often overlooked Midwestern state. Scott Smith is the force behind this outlook into screenwriting. Be sure to check out his post on Woody Allen, which includes a very funny video clip of Woody Allen boxing a kangeroo, before he became a filmmaker.
So there you go. This is just a start and remember blogging is a constantly changing scene, so there will be many more entering the field while others exit. Good night and good luck.
Though the above text is from the outside of the Gutenberg Museum in Las Vegas, NV, the old font dates back to Johannes Gutenberg’s first movable type that was employed in the 1400’s. These stylish letters are still in use today and they represent something a skilled tattoo artist might choose to apply to a client’s epidermis. Not every tattoo employs words, but many do, often combining a select few words with a simple design or image.
Hannah Montana Gets A Tattoo
“So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” Theodore Roosevelt from his “Citizenship in a Republic” speech given in Paris.
Miley Cyrus just had the above 19 words tattoed on one of her wrists. I comes from a longer well-known passage that has been dubbed ” The Man In the Arena”. Here is a larger selection from the speech that Roosevelt gave at the Sorbonne on April 23, 1910.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
This passage is one of the favorites of Richard Nixon, who quoted from it during his election night victory speech (November 6, 1968) and then again when he resigned on August 8 1974.
This is not the first tattoo that Miley has had added to her epidermis. In fact, so far in life the young actress and singer has accumulated more than a dozen. Considering that her brother and father are well-inked, this quotation on her arm will probably not be the last bit of ink added to her body.
Also in the news are the tattoos of Nikki Taylor, a well known American super model. However, instead of adding more designs to her body, she is having one removed from her forearm. According to OMG of Yahoo, this is not the first tattoo, Nikki has had removed. In fact, she claims that the two tattoos she has had removed by laser surgery have been more painful than childbirth. She goes on to say that she is removing the tattoo, because it is an impediment to getting modeling work.
The year was 1972 and the month was December. The whole nation watched while Apollo 17 astronauts Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt spent about 75 hours on the Moon in the Taurus-Littrow valley. Their names and exploits are almost forgotten today, overshadowed by the first manned exploration of the moon that occurred several years earlier, when Neil Armstrong , Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins first made their lunar voyage in Apollo 11. In 1972 Nixon was president and the war in Vietnam was still raging. …… Not a great year to be a young man with a selective service card and a lottery number, but nonetheless, in those times, the publishing scene was much different than it is today.
Publishing in 1978
Today, while at the Sioux City (Iowa) library waiting for my laptop to start-up (mine takes more than five minutes), I randomly picked a book off the shelves and started reading a short passage by Doris Grumbach about how it was getting a book published in New York in 1978. According to the author, she took the train from Westchester County to Grand Central Station in Manhattan. From the station, she walked over to Doubleday, entered the offices unannounced and handed the manuscript, which was wrapped in brown paper, to the secretary. Two weeks later, she got a reply from an editor saying that they wished to publish the book. Also at that time a literary agent contacted her about representing her next novel, which had already received an option offer from the same publisher. In 1979, Chamber Music was published and though it has never become the “Great American Novel”, the story has been enjoyed by many and is still in print today.
Doris Grumbach is still alive today and her publishing account was published in 1999 as part of a collection of short articles, titled The Eleventh Draft, Craft and Writing Life from the Iowa Writers’ Workshop. Her particular article was called A View of Writing Fiction Through The Rear Window. Overall, the book has lots of good stories about writing and living the writers’ life and it suffices as an excellent distraction, when you writers’ block has taken over and you don’t feel like writing.
Even though I was alive and employed as a carpenter in 1978, I had no interest in being a writer and thus no awareness of how the publishing world operated and functioned. Today, I am all too caught up in “trying to get published”. My occasional success have come from short articles published on the net and my income per time spent has been marginal. Reading Ms. Grumbach’s account has been most informative, for it shines light on a time, when not so many writers were trying to “break-in” to the literary world and finding a voice and a place to be heard was not so difficult.
Things have definitely changed today. Though the web has made the general public for oriented to the written word, it has also greatly increased the number of prospective authors. In most instances having your work available through electronic media is like falling into a swollen river. …..After the initial shock, you have to fight to get back to solid land. I wish I had good advice to all you struggling writers out there, but my experience has not been overly rewarding.
Noted Screenwriter Passes On
I was sitting in a fast-food restaurant this morning watching CNN news with one of the most popular movie clips was aired……And that was the one where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a restaurant, while talking to her boyfriend. Everybody should recognize the popular scene as being part of When Harry Met Sally, but much less is known about the screenwriter, who created the story. Her name is Nora Ephron and it is sadly noted that she passed away recently at the age of 71.
Nora is probably best known for the film that featured Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal and for which she received an Oscar Award for best screenplay. Other film scripts that can be accredited to Ms. Ephron include You’ve Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, Bewitched and Julie and Julia. However, all of Nora’s contributions did not come as a writer, for she also functioned as A Hollywood producer and director. Her specialty seems to be romantic comedy and it should be noted that many of her silver screen efforts featured Meg Ryan as the leading actress. Nora Ephron is already a household name among the film industry, but like many who work behind the scenes in Hollywood, her name is not widely associated with her accomplishments.
Behind the Scenes
Are screenwriters destined to always work behind the scenes? In seems to me that for the most part, the role of film writer is not one that draws the spotlight. It is only when writers become producers, directors or appear in their films as extras or even by portraying a major character, do they become well-known to the general public. Nora Ephron’s film history may be a good case in point. For even before she passed away, the writer has been long been defined as a major player in defining contemporary relationships between the opposite sexes. I’m sure in the days that follow her passing, there will be a lot of attention directed to her and her life’s work, but in general she endeavors in an area, where her influence greatly exceeds her name recognition.
“A crucial ingredient for the formation of a novelist – romantic humiliation and heartbreak. The unhappy childhood gives you the tool of observation. Unrequited crushes, romantic despair, a few memorable breakups, will give you something to write about,” Jennifer Weiner, author of “Good In Bed” (2001), “In Her Shoes” (2002), “Little Earthquakes” (2004), and “Goodnight Nobody” (2005)
Things Writers Need to Know
For the most part writers, especially the fiction variety, draw heavily on their own life experiences to create a literary world to which the reader can relate. This idea remains firm regardless of whether the author is writing “roman a clef”, such as Jack Kerouac or Hunter Thompson, or producing science fiction stories a la Isaac Asimov or Ursula Le Guin. In many cases, sorrow and despair can be one of the more powerful emotion forces behind a good story.
When Things Fall Apart
Ariel Gore put it this way in her fun read, How To Become A Famous Writer Before You’re Dead: “When bad things happen to writers, there’s always the glimmer of a good story”. This is an age old principle that has probably been employed since the dawn by storytellers all around the world. In fact, one of the most popular books read today, The Bible, is filled with stories of heartbreak and tragedy. So if something bad comes your way, finding a story in the event, is just one way of transforming the experience into something meaningful.
Pack Up Your Sorrows
“But if somehow you could pack up your sorrows
and give them all to me
You would lose them, I know how to use them”
lyrics from Pack Up Your Sorrows, written by Pauline Baez (now known as Pauline Marden Bryan)
This song, which kind of reiterates what was already stated above, was made popular by the singing duo of Richard and Mimi Farina, but actually written by Pauline Baez, the oldest of the three Baez sisters. While Pauline’s two younger sisters, Joan and Mimi, grabbed the spotlights, Pauline remained behind the scenes. Nonetheless, she was able to create one of the best remembered songs of the 60s. This little lesson should not be ignored by ambitious young writers. And that is you don’t have to be in the spotlight to be successful and, more importantly, you can never predict which writing effort will be most important or where it will come from. And for all you readers, who get tired of just reading about the song, you can go here and actually hear the words accompanied to music.
Don’t Get Carried Away
One word of caution. Don’t go out and get overwhelmed by sorrow. When heartbreak comes in large doses, it may be such a defining event that you may never recover. …. .And also as a corollary concept, remember that pre-meditated sorrow may not produce good literary results. Your heartbreak must occur naturally.
“When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. I couldn’t go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years.“ Ray Bradbury
Death of a Literary Giant
Ray Bradbury died last week and upon his death, I happened to take a quick look around the web and chanced across this interesting quote about his education. I was surprised to find that Ray did not attend college, but instead went straight from high school to writing short stories. His transition was a short one, but over time Ray’s writing improved and eventually after the publication of a novel or two, he was able to make a living off his writing. I’m sure that by the time he passed away last week, his annual income was quite high, something that most of us college-educated folks would be quite envious of. This set my mind wandering, as to what other writers were highly successful, despite their lack of a college education.
Head of the List
Right away, the name of Samuel Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, popped up. Here, was a man that grew up setting type in his father’s press, but who never benefited from attending an institution of higher learning. Mr. Clemens had a fascinating life growing up on the Mississippi that included piloting a steamboat on the big river. From there, he participated briefly in the Civil War, only to head to the western territories in order to avoid service in the horrific conflict. From the West he was able to begin a literary career that has been matched by few. Despite this shortcoming, Mr. Twain eventually received an honorary Doctor of Literature from Oxford, quite an accomplishment for someone without a real diploma.
Next come the adventurers like Jack London, who dropped out of college and headed for the Klondike Gold Rush. I doubt if London planned on being a writer, when he left Berkeley, California, it just kind of happened along the way. Other adventurous writers, such as Jack Kerouac, Carl Sandburg, William Faulkner and Robert Frost were also college dropouts, who became household words despite completion of their academic careers.
Two of Note
Two very interesting writers, who never attended college, are George Orwell and Doris Lessing, a Zimbabwean-British novelist, who won the Nobel prize for literature in 2007. Even though George Orwell had an excellent British secondary education at Eton, he never attended college because of lack of financial funds. Instead he became a policeman in India. Over the years and after moving back to Europe, Orwell (Eric Blair in real life) eventually became known through the publication of several works of fiction that are still widely read today. In fact, his lack of monetary assets for a higher education, despite a stellar academic career, may have been instrumental in the author’s political outlook and his frequent criticism of wealth distribution and other such occurrences in the 20th century.
On the other hand Doris Lessing’s remote location in southern Africa might help explain, why she dropped out of school at age 14. Her recent reception of the Nobel Prize proves that large obstacles to success can be eventually overcome. So it just goes to show that lack of a college diploma, is not always a deterrent to accomplishing great things. This is especially important in today’s economic climate where college tuition is climbing out of sight.
I just heard the news today. Ray Bradbury died last night, June 5, 2012. He had spent over 91 years on the planet and who knows where his soul will end up. Here is a hint that the science fiction writer might be making a long journey. Nonetheless, no matter what your belief is of the afterlife, here are some quotes from Ray Bradbury, when he was alive, including his short and lively preface to his advice to writers, which bore the title, Zen In The Art In Writing.
HOW TO CLIMB THE TREE OF LIFE, THROW ROCKS AT YOURSELF AND GET DOWN AGAIN WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BONES OR SPIRIT A PREFACE WITH A TITLE NOT MUCH LONGER THAN THE BOOK
“It is a great age to live in and, if need be, to die in and for. Any magician worth his salt would tell you the same.”
“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.”
“That is the kind of life I’ve had. Drunk and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk with life that is and not knowing where off to next. But you’re on your way before dawn. And the trip? Exactly one half terror, exactly one half exhilaration.”
“Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can’t try to do things. You simply must do things.”
“There is no future for e-books, because they are not books. E-books smell like burned fuel.”
“I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn’t work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell!”
“Ours is a culture and a time immensely rich in trash as it is in treasures. Sometimes it is a little hard to tell the trash from the treasures…”
So there you go with just a few of Ray’s gems. I’m sure if you conduct your own search, you will find many more.
We were on our way to eastern Nebraska, when me and my traveling partner got dropped off at a busy intersection along I-76 in eastern Colorado. Unfortunately, we did not see the state prison until it was too late. This meant a 20-mile detour along two-lane highways, but eventually we got let off near the interstate by a local man, who said it was OK to hitch a ride on the big four-lane.
A half an hour later we had a through-ride all the way to the Nebraska state capitol, located some 400 miles away. Watching the countryside fly by at 75 miles an hour, as it changed from short-grass prairie to plowable farmland was a real treat, especially from the cab of a spacious, four-door pick-up truck.
Lincoln, Nebraska is not a high-priority travel destination, but the bustling city does have a nice downtown area and a bustling economy with a low unemployment rate. It also holds a branch of the University of Nebraska and a large sports arena, where the football team plays their home games. The public library is a small modern building, conveniently located in the downtown area. There is a small reading room on the third room, which houses over 12,000 books devoted to Nebraska authors and history. The space is officially know as the Jane Pope Geske Heritage Room of Nebraska authors. Among this extensive book collection, the best known authors would probably include Willa Cather’s ‘Little House On the Prairie’ and John Neihardt’s ‘Black Elk Speaks‘.
The Importance of Black Elk
Though ‘Little House on the Prairie’ became the basis for a very popular TV program by the same name; for me, John Neihardt’s riveting account of the life and times of the Sioux elder, became one of my landmark adventure’s in leisure reading that I pursued in my early twenties. Though the Native spiritual leader resided in neighboring South Dakota, it was the Nebraskan author ( and college professor) along with the University of Nebraska Press that made the publication of this landmark book happen.
Over the years many books have been written about the life and times of Native Americans, but few seem to capture the spirit of the times as well as this window in life among the Sioux at the turn of the century. Black Elk was unique in that he participated in the Battle of the Little Big Horn, survived the Wounded Knee Massacre and went on to participate in Buffalo Bill’s Wild West show. Neihardt’s interpretation of Black Elk’s life was first published in 1931, but is still read and enjoyed by many today.
Babbling With Scott
I must admit that over the past year I have followed Scott Eagan’s blog with much anticipation and interest, even though I am not a Romance writer and I can’t see myself ever becoming one in the near future. That is because Scott’s daily (M-F) comments cover a much broader range than the Romance writers, who write for the Harlequin Line, which seems to be the main publisher for Mr. Eagan’s clients. I followed ‘Babbles’ mainly because Scott’s daily musing applied aptly to almost any genre of fiction writing.
Two days ago when I went to the website, there appeared something very strange – a large blank space. At first glance, it appeared to be a mere glitch in programming, but then while perusing around the web, I found out that there may more here than first meets the eye. It seems that Scott has recently posted a blog defending Harlequin Romances, which now has been taken down. For a reading of the missing blog you can go here, and read all about it. Seems to me Mr. Eagan has just stepped into some dodo.
“Youk’n hide de fier, but w’at you gwine do wid de smoke?” Uncle Remus
The problem here is two-fold. First, it is coming out that Harlequin Romance authors don’t make much money. In fact, you might say they get paid peanuts. All of this is well documented over at Joe Konrath’s A Newbie Guide To Publishing in an article entitled, Harlequin Fail.
The other problem concerns ethics. Is Scott Eagan an independent agent like he claims to be – or – does he just work for Harlequin?
In the News
Today, I turned on one of those morning news TV programs and learned that the Marilyn Monroe statue in Chicago was being taken down and moved to Palm Springs, CA. To be honest I never knew such an art creation had been put up. Once I realized what the statue was and what it represented, I think I was happy to see it go. I think the people of Chicago will be glad, but I’m not so certain about the two-legged residents of Palm Springs, California. Maybe the giant likeness of Marilyn is destined to become part of the “Burning Man” Festival that is held every fall, not too far from the popular desert retreat.
Anyway, maybe there is a better way to honor the so very popular, matinee idol. No don’t get me wrong, I think that Ms. Monroe’s scene from the ‘Seven Year Itch’, where she walks above the NYC air vent and lets the updrafts reveal her panties is one of Hollywood’s classic scenes. There is nothing wrong with remembering it.
However, the statue in Chicago just seems to be at least a little bit in bad taste and I’m glad the Windy City residents finally had a enough common sense to take it down. Good riddance! Somehow the opportunity to stand underneath a giant-sized plastic likeness of Marilyn Monroe and stare up her dress, seems like an activity relegated for those who dwell on the outer edges of sanity.
I don’t even mind all the Marilyn impersonators that memorize the scene at places like the Las Vegas strip. Here, one can walk along the sidewalk and at the chosen casino see one or more attractive blond and buxom models wearing the similar attire that she adorned in the film and placed so that conveniently located updrafts raise the woman’s skirt high in the air. In fact, female Marilyn dress-alikes are just starting to appear in many places, but they have a long way to go until they catch up will the Elvis clones.
Marilyn, The Reader
Actually, the former Ms. Monroe had an intellectual side that was well hidden by her bubbling and effervescent sex appeal that surrounded her during her living years. Her interest in literary pursuits is clearly shown here, as the young actress takes time off from the shooting of the misfits to read Ulysses, by James Joyce, one of the longest and most involved of 20th century novels.
Another interesting aspect of Marilyn Monroe’s life was her marriage to the writer and playwright, Arthur Miller. Married in 1956, this was Marilyn’s third marriage and Arthur’s second. Perhaps the following quote might shed some light on Marilyn’s fascination with the literary world.