Here are a few it’s hotter than euphemisms that readers might enjoy. Best to enjoy them now before the summer heat rolls around.
It’s so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
It’s so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
It’s hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
It’s so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.