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Ask any penguin and they will tell you, things are getting hot out there. drawing by author

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hot

Here are a few it’s hotter than euphemisms that readers might enjoy. Best to enjoy them now before the summer heat rolls around.

 

It’s so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It’s so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It’s hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

It’s hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

It’s so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.

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